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You could donate $100 to Haiti relief, or

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you could spend it on a trophy polo to broadcast your generosity!

Cymbalism

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Vice Magazine presents: my Thesis research

Today I Googled Heinrich von Kleist’s “Earthquake in Chile.”  Today I found it on viceland.com.

Because only upperclass white folk have wisdom

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from Princeton’s offish website as of right now.

Asked & Answered

From the Prince’s blog “The Prox” (”The Prox?”):

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Wikipedia highlights cont’d

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“3 kids make crazy shots. (Yes this is real)”

Positions at Wikipedia we believe to exist

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Updating to the most recent photos of celebrities

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Selecting most representative photos of recently deceased celebrities (council of five)

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Adjudicating the notability of Joyce Carol Oates novels

The official wire news service of the Nassau Weekly

Today’s only headline from the Korean Central News Agency of the Democratic People’s Republic of [North] Korea:

Bill Clinton Arrives Here

Some of yesterday’s headlines: “Profitable Stone Washing Agent Developed in DPRK”; “Electronic Musical Instruments Manufactured”; “President Wears Cotton-padded Winter-shoes in Summer.”

The full text of the last story, which is incredible, is below.

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